today's track : Saint Etienne - Hobart Paving

Ars longa, vita brevis...or so they say.

I wish I got paid for blogging. I'm waiting on the clinical manager to get organized so we can start this clinical database project. This gives me a little time to think up complete nonsense and share it with you...weeee.

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Last night I had tea at Second Cup with Sidekick Sonia. We were discussing our plan to get rid of all the evil people in the world. We've aptly named this plan "extinction agenda". Had myself a cup of ice cappucino. They should aptly name this instant diarrhea because that's what it gives me. Though I will continue to drink it because it's so damn good.

Sidekick Sonia was looking for a new sidekick costume so I suggested she try on my baggy shorts. She refused. I think it was because that was the only thing besides my boxers I was wearing at the moment. We were also working on her superhero symbol. She wanted to have a big S for Sonia but I've already claimed the big S for Shaky. I suggested a picture of the mighty sheep though. She's thinking it over as we speak.

SS had some crazy dreams on Sunday night about beetles. I think she's been working too hard. Maybe I'll give her a vacation. I wonder if you could get a sidekick from the temp agency.

Shaky - "Hi, Kelly Services?"
Kelly - "Yes, how can I help you?"
Shaky - "I'm looking for a temporary sidekick."
Kelly - "A what?"
Shaky - "A sidekick. You know, like Robin or Tito Jackson."
Kelly - "Sorry, we don't have any sidekicks."
Shaky - "What do you have?"
Kelly - "We have secretaries and receptionists."
Shaky - "What sort of superpowers do they have?"
Kelly - "Um...they can type over 60 wpm."
Shaky - "Wow...that's pretty impressive but can they kill 60 villains per minute?"
Kelly - "No they can't."
Shaky - "I can."
Kelly - click.
Shaky - "Hello?...anyone there?...hey...whaaaa happened?"

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